Jewish Stereotype Jokes

*When the doctor called Mrs. Liebenbaum to tell her that her check came back, she replied, "So did my arthritis."

*A man calls his mother in Florida. "Mom, how are you?"
*"Not too good,"says the mother. "I've been very weak."
*The son says, "Why are you so weak?"
*She says, "Because I haven't eaten in 38 days."
*The man says, "That's terrible. Why haven't you eaten in 38 days?
*The mother answers, "Because I didn't want my mouth filled with food if you called."

*A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he's been given a part in the school play. 
*"Wonderful. What part is it?"
*The boy says,"I play the part of the Jewish husband."
*The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."

*Q. Where does a Jewish husband hide money from his wife?
*A. Under the vacuum cleaner.

* Q: What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers?
* A: 'Is ANYTHING all right?'